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A Man’s criteria for life partner They expect their women to Look like ‘Miss Universe’ and Work like ‘Shanta Bai’ And A Female’s criteria for life partner…. They expect their man to earn like ‘Ambani’ & behave like ‘Manmohan Singh’. TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel…
Beggar: Give me some food Man: I will give you Vodka Beggar: I don’t drink Man: I will give you Cigarette Beggar: I don’t Smoke Man: I will take you to the horse races Beggar: I don’t Gamble Man: I will get you a Girlfriend Beggar: No, I love my wife only Man: Ok, I…
Wife (angry): I don’t believe this!! You forgot my birthday again? How Can you do this? Husband (puppy eyes): How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older? Wife (clears throat and smiles): Liar!! Husband (sign of relief): No darling, Sachchiiii!. (Thinking and taking breath & said slowly Bach…
Girlfriend’s Problems with Boyfriend after Marriage A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy.. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband…
Alok Nath has replaced Rajnikant and CID jokes and all memes!! 1. When alok nath was born, doctor said “badhai ho, babuji hue hain” 2. Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the 3. Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain 4. Alok Nath has no…
Pleople Have Driving Styles In Different Countries- 1 hand On Steering Wheel, 1 Hand Out Window — USA . 1 Hand On Steering And 1 Hand On Horn — Japan . 1 Hand On Horn, 1 Hand On Gear, Listening Loud Music, 1 Ear On Cell, 1 Foot On Acceleration, Nothing On Break And Both…
If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls, and even if he picks the most beautiful girl, He still FEELs the Pain of losing the remaining Ninety Nine girls!! . . . and women say… Men don’t have feelings wink emoticon wink emoticon tongue emoticon Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians…
Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools: Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min! Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one…
Teacher was teaching Mahabharata to 6th standard students. “Kans heard devaki’s 8th son would kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born and so on…” At this point Pappu raised his hand for a doubt. Teacher…
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