Dada & Potas

Dadaji- Beta jaa pani le aa, 1st Pota- Main nhi jaa skta game khel rha hoon. 2nd Pota- Rehne do DADA JI ye to hai hi Battamiz, Aap khud hi jaa kar le aao or mere liye bhi le ana. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find…

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Girl & Shopkeeper

Girl:Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai ? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss  Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: Sirf 10 Kiss  Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do,BiLL Daadi Degi ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in…

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Santa & Pehalwan

Santa- Tum ek baar me kitne admi utha sakte hO? Pehelwan (says proudly)- kam se kam 10 admi  Santa- Bas? Tumse acha to mera murga hai. jo subah pure moholle ko utha deta hai Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Son VS Dad

Pappu:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hoon… Dad:- bolo.. Pappu:- dad maine facebook par ladkiyo ke naam se 5 fake id bana rakhi hai Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??  Pappu:- dad aap jis shristi sharma ko ek mahine se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo…

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Killing Shyari

Maang bharne ki saza kuchh iss kadar paa raha hoon, Maang bharne ki saza kuchh iss kadar paa raha hoon, Ki Maang Poori karte karte mang mang ke kha rha hoon!   social networking apps for android @ http://superhitindianapps.com/      

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Wife forgot husband

Wife drinking Vodka, asked- "Tum kaun ho?" Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?" Wife- "Nasha har gum bhula deta hai Bhaisaab"   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels  

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Doctor & A Friend

Doctor (Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai)- Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi. Friend: Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na? Doctor: Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe!  …

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Santa Reading Newspaper

Santa reading newspaper, News- “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” Santa Comments- Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

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Santa Banta dividing Money

Once Santa and Banta were walking on a road and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa– what should we do now? Banta- we’ll take 50:50. Santa- what about the remaining 900? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Santa in a bank

Bank Executive: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai. Santa: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye, mai kahi aur se le lunga……..!!! App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

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