Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School. Teacher: What is a Noun? Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai. Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King. Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!
According to a research 87% of young people have back pain. . The other 13% have no computer.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I’m talking to my wife
Smartest thing Pappu ever did… He changed all his passwords to incorrect… So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him, Your password is … incorrect
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.??
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: Why? Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.
Once Rajinikanth was standing on the balcony with a coin in his hand. The coin slipped from his hand and fell down. Rajinikanth on reaching the ground was searching for the coin but he couldn’t find it.. Guess why? Because he reached the ground before the coin did.