meaning of Marriage
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
2020
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When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He’s Wearing An Earring. “When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?” Friend: “Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car“
Height of Laziness
Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hand. 1st Guy: “Which Paper Was It?” 2nd Guy: “I Think, Math” 1st Guy: “Surprisingly, You Read The Question Paper?” 2nd Guy: “No, I Saw The Girl Sitting Besides Me Using Calculator“
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital, I Asked The Director: “How Do You Determine Whether Or Not A Patient Should Be Admitted To The Hospital” The Director Said: “Well, We Fill Up A Bathtub, And Then We Give A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Patient And Ask Him To Empty The…
I Am So Famous
I Am So Famous …. … . . . When I Go To The Mall. . . . The Door Opens Itself.
Husband Is Like A Split AC
Husband Is Like A Split AC, No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House, He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.
Santa Also Have A Brain
Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor” Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss” Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?” Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?” Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?” Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“
First Day At School
Mother: “Did You Enjoy Your First Day At School?” Girl: “First Day? Do You Mean I Have To Go Back Tomorrow?
me leaving this group
If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so desperate to go out!