During A Visit To The Mental Hospital

During A Visit To The Mental Hospital,

I Asked The Director: “How Do You Determine Whether Or Not A Patient Should Be Admitted To The Hospital”

The Director Said: “Well, We Fill Up A Bathtub, And Then We Give A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Patient And Ask Him To Empty The Bathtub”

I Said: “Oh, I Understand, A Normal Person Would Use The Bucket Because It’s Bigger Than The Spoon Or The Teacup”

The Director Said: “No, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug, Well…. Would You Prefer A Bed Near The Window?