difference between a woman and a magnet?
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! ?? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
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wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup.
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup. husband: you don’t need makeup dear. wife: oh, its really? that is so sweet of you! husband: just you need plastic surgery. Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
School teacher sent home a note..:..
School teacher sent home a note..:.. . . ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” . . Mother sent a note back: . . ”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem. : Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy…
Wife: had your lunch?
Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch
Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help!
Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”
After 3 months of work from home
3 months after work from home, the air hostess bid from the passenger in the plane- Air Hostess – Sir, you will get a home-like atmosphere in this flight Passenger – all of that is fine but I will not wipe the broom here at all
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Girlfriend: How funny? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do. Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do? Girl: The homework.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life???? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me ??