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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them,we have arrived. The 1st guy gave him money,2nd guy said thanks but the3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of…

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