100 Funniest Jokes

A Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport.On the way a HONDA overtakes,Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast…..Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast.Airport came he asked how much?Driver: 8000RsJapanese: why so expensive? Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast… 😛 Sponsored By:…

Que: Why Do We See “Maa Ki Dua” Written On Trucks n Buses..?? Because Mercedes, CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F “Baap Ka Paisa” 😉   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

God-What do you want? Boy-A very beautiful girl. God-If you are a muslim I’ll give you KatrinaIf you are a hindu I’ll give you Kareenaand if you are christian I’ll give you Genelia,What’s your name…??? Boy-Abdul Namdev Fernandes . . . . . . . .God-BOBBY DARLING deta hu sale ko,Bahut oversmart ban raha hai…!!!!…

There are 3 kind of Men..Do you know…? 1-The ARABIANS-They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most. 2-The AMERICANS-They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most. 3-The INDIAN-They have 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most… Sponsored By:…

3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them,we have arrived. The 1st guy gave him money,2nd guy said thanks but the3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of…

Sir : Wo kaun tha jisne sabse pehle chand par kadam rakha? Student : Niel Armstrong Sir : Aur dusra? Student : Kya Sir, dusra bhi usne hi rakha,langda thodi tha wo… :):)   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles…

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Boyfriend…

SANTA : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : koi badi cheez bata. 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de. :):) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: ‘Naam bol?’ Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir… Police: Naam Bol … … … … Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do…dobara nahi hoga Police: Naam bol Ladka: “Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami” Police (book band karke): “Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!” 😀 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone,…

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body