Blonde Jokes

In a party..Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!Husband: Who

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After massive demands from all husbands

1) Wife-: tumhe meri khoobsurati jaada acchi lagti hai ya akkal mandi. Husband-: mujhe to tumhari yeh majaak karne ki aadat acchi lagti hai ? 2) husband to wife:-Tum Sabke samne A.G./O.G./Suno.G.kr k kyo boltee ho.. Wife :-Hum Indian wifes sanskaro wali hoti hai,kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko “Abe Gadhe” aur “Oye Gadhe” ya…

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, “Meow.” The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the…

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn’t let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice…

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave…

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?” A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!” Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine (note from Zelo:…

A drunken blind man walks into a bar and after conversing with the locals finally yells, “Hey, do you want to hear a really funny blonde joke?” The gentleman beside him says to him in a hushed voice, “You might not want to tell that joke since everyone here IS blonde including that 250 pound…

On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the…