Jokes

3 poultry farms di inspection ho rahi si….. Inspector —> Tusi murgiyan nu ki pande ho ?……..Sharma —> Bajra,,.Inspector —> wrong food, arrest him…Verma –> chawal…..Inspector:- wrong food.,arrest him ….Santa(ghabraya hoya) —> Asin tan ji murgiyan nu 5-5 rupaye de dinde aa ke apni mazi nal jo marji khalo —> 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s…

Once Kapil sibble, Digvijay singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter, Sibble drops a 100 rs. note & says,” I made one poor Indian Happy!” Singh drops two 50 rs. notes & says.” I made two poor Indians Happy!” Chiddu drops 100 one rupee coins & says,” I made 100 poor Indians Happy!” Hearing…

3 Reasons 2 Give Exam 1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation. 2. You Can Complete your Sleep. 3. You Can See your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore you….:p Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Girls status on Facebook : “I AM SAD”Comments:1. Haww! kya hua?2. hey…everything ok????3. should i call?4. Hey don’t be sad ,tell me what happened?5. Everything gonna be ok baby,chill Boys Status on fb-“I am sad”Comments :1. Rote Hi rahiyo zindagi bhar2. Kya Hua Kaminey?3. Saala Dukhi Aatma4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri kutte5. Achha hai aise…

A civilized fight between husband & wife… WIFE: Twinkle Twinkle little star U should know what U are And once U know what U are Then the Mental hospital is’nt so far HUS: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on…

Indian newspaper headlines in 2060: Kasab dies at 70 in jail of high cholestrol due to too much biryani. Golmaal part 27 is released,Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act. Sharad Pawar owns half the world.Facebook is declared a country…. … Raja’s son is arrested for 16G scam.Girl in Delhi travels 50 feet…

Academic Boyfriend to his GF – Kal 1 baat ne mujhe poori raat sone nahi diya ,GF(:Blush:) – What??..BF – Akkar Bakkar bambay bol 80+90 pure 100..170 hone chahiye naa!! 😉 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth? Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Santa: Yes, Sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Santa: Imaginary…

What is the most Dangerous alphabet.? . . . . . . W Because all worries startwith W Who? Why? What? When? Which? where? War, Weapon, Wine, And the most dangerous . . . . . . . Woman..:) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs…

In Santa’s wife birthday… Dost-yaar aaj bhabhi ka birthday hai unhe sab ke saamne unke lips par kiss kar de, wo bura nahi maanegiSanta-thik hai aaj mai sabke saamne usko kiss karke hi rahunga or wo apni wife ke paas gaya.But santa ko kiss karna nahi aata tha, toh usne apne dost ko bola pehle…