Jokes

Santa: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: ha ha That is nothing, I saved full money. santa : how…?? baniya : I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. aolmatch.in apps for singles to get couple find your perfect match just one click…

Wife To Husband . . Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu Roz Ki Kit Kit Se Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye . . Husband : Ye Lo Choclate Khaao. . . . Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe.. . . . . Husband : Nahi Re Pagli . Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne…

Laloo sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA A few days later he got this reply: “Dear Mr. Laloo, We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks”Laloo jumped with…

Ek murgi ne ek Baaj se shadi kar li . To ek Murga bola : Hum mar gaye the kya?? . Murgi Boli : Mai to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi, lekin Mom-Dad chahte the ki mera pati Air-Force me ho get your favorite apps from http://superhitindianapps.com/ Enfin il ne faut pas negliger la…