Santa Banta Jokes

1)Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye, Judge: kyu chahiye Husband: Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki, Judge: Phir Soch Lo , Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai. 2)Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si…

1)Santa :Meri wife gum ho gye Hai sir ! Post Master: Aure Andhe ho kya ye post office hai,,Police Station jao. Santa: Maaf kijye ga bhai sahab khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?. 2)wife : Kal raat tum mujhey neend main gaaliyan de rahay thay ge ? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai ….

Doctor : Aap ki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai. Sardar rote huye: ……. … Kitne number se? Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world Les…

Sardar bhai sahab time kya hua hai. Man-sham ke 6 baje hai. Sardar-sala subah seb pooch raha hu sabalag alag time bata rahe hai 🙂 🙂 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms…

Teacher to SANTA : your son is a fool.. see his report card English -2 , Maths -5 , Science – 7, SST – 8 , Hindi -3, Total – 25 …. SANTA : Total mei to kamaal kia hai, is subject ki tution tak nahi rakhi thi .. ! 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s…

Santa: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Banta:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Santa:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi chori ho jati Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ? Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai Santa-wo kaise? Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

Santa-meri pasnd ki ladki ne mujhse shaadi nahi ki Banta-tune use bataaya ke tera chacha crodpati hai. Santa-bataya tha ab wo meri chachi he. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your…

Santa to Banta: Yaar Mujhe Tennis ki Bahut Knowledge Hai….!! Chahe Kuch Bhi Pooch Le . . . . . Banta: Accha To Ye Bataaa ki Tennis Ke Net Mai Kitne Chhed Hote Hai?? Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find…

Santa ne college khola Banta-yar tu apne college ka sabse alag nam rakhna.. Santa- mai apne college ka nam rakha hai”Santa Singh Girls College For Boys” Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms…