Funny SMS

Husband: can u be the moon of my Life?… Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! …..Husband: Great! then

ring tring*“Hello!”Hello aunty, Bhavna hai? Haan hai na beta,Par koi samajta hi nai… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Mom:Beta khaana khao Mika:NO Mom:Muh kholo Mika:No Mom:Sawan mei lag gayi aag ki dil mera Mika: Aaaaaaaaa Mom *Puts food in his mouth* Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Boy-I fell in love wit u the minute i sawu.wil u marry me?……Girl-Hindi me bol muje english na ati… …..Boy-Aaj shayad barish hogi, aisa lagraha haibehan… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Teacher : U failure !At ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir,but at ur age hitler commited suicide.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Mathematical Jokes………………… Which song is this?12.99999. . . . . . . . .“tera hone laga hoon” Which song is this?13.00000000000001……….“tera tera tera suru…” Guess which song is this2v2v2v2v2 ……..Jab mila two root two root two root two root two Guess which song is this212…………….Two mere agal bagalGuess which song is this 2v2v2v2v2 …….. Ye…