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Ek ladka golgappe wale se:” bhaisahab, ye engineering college kaisa hai.. ???………….Golgappe wala:” zabardast hai maine bhiengineering yahi se ki…….!!! TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotel
1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi ….1 ladka bike pe jatta hai ….Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchtahai….Pehchana kya ???….Ladki :
Master ne bacche ki roti kha kar usko kaha:Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataoge na ?Baccha: Nahi Master ji……….Main maa ko kahunga ke maine Roti bhuke Kutta ko khila di. TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotel
Winters i cant study :Baht thand hai unsure emoticonSummers i cant study :Baht garmi hai tongue emoticon Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?Sambha:- Srkr 2.Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta…
Our generation’s sleeping scheduledepends on………….the percentage of battery remaining in the phone…!!! TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels
AJNABI: Beta Thora Pani Milega?,Bacha: Lassi Ho Jay To..?,AJNABI: Bhot Hi Acha Hoga….!,Bache Ne Lassi Laya,AJNABI 5Glass Lassi Pi K Bola:Beta, Tumhre Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nai Pita.??,,Bacha: Pite Toh Hai,Lekn Aaj Lassi Me Chpkli Gir Gai Thi…..!!,,,AJNABI Ne Gusse Se Pyala Zamin ParDe Mara, Or Pyala Tut Gaya…!!,,,Bacha Rote Huve mom ke pass gaya…
Wo kehti h LADNE se “MOHABBAT” badhti haiYeh sunte hi main uski aankh pe”MUKKA” mar k bhag gaya tongue emoticon tongue emoticon Download more Smiles from coolindianapps. Com
Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai:”Books haiNotes haiTime hai..aur hausla to itna hai ki…..jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai,bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai.,….“MOOD”Saala banta hi nai
1. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai: Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother. 2. Sign on a bulletin board: Success is relative, More the success, more the relatives. 3. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai: We need your heads to run our business….
