Classical Insult

GIRL:-meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta he… . . . . . . . . BOY:- to tum koi acha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

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Classic Insult

Santa & Ladki standing on the bus stop Santa to ladki: nice lipstickladki : thanksSanta : nice top & jeansladki : thanks .Santa : nice ear-ringladki : thanks.Santa : nice neckless. Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA …..Santa : kamaal hai, fir bhi tu sundar nahi lag rahe 😀 😀 Download cool apps from…

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GHINONI MAHOBBAT

1 bahut khubsurat ladki thi. Gali ka 1 ladka use bahut pasand karta tha. 1 br us ladki ki tabiyat kharab ho gai… Usko ultiya ane lagi. Usne 1 glas me ulti ki. Or us ladke se kaha agar mujhe sacha pyar karte ho to ise piyo.. Ladke ulti wala glas uttha leta he… Wo…

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Cooking Championship…

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship… Of course rajni won but guess what he made in finale??? . . . . . Lal mirch ki meethi kheer…. 😀 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

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AMERICA 2 INDIA

AMERICA 2 INDIA: “India kitna Garib hai.   INDIA replied:-Beta.!Tumara Desh Jitna OIL pure sal me Khata h na Utna To Shanivar Ko hum SHANI MAHARAJ Ko Chada Dete hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

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Husband-wife

Husband & wife dono hotel me gaye to 1 ladki ne hello kiya. Wife-Kon thi ye? Husband-Tum please mera dimag mat kharab karo! Abhi usko b batana hai k tum kaun ho. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile/Laptop App for MatchMaking& Matrmonial of Indian Singles Worldwide, Using GPS technology Find…

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Santa Hotel Mein

Santa:hotel mai.khali katori mae roti duboker kha rha thaaWaiter:yeh kya ker rhe ho?Santa:i’m a maths teacherdal maine suppose ki hui hai..:p Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

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Shadi mein dulhan

Shadi mein dulhan ko ghungat mein ku rakha jata hai Socho Socho… nahi pata.. Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki, Abe ye to meri purani girlfriend thi. Ha Ha Ha.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a…

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TV Reporter Ne Ek Zakhmi Aadmi Se Puchha

TV Reporter Ne Ek Zakhmi Aadmi Se Puchha– Jab Bomb Gira To Kya Wo Phat Chuka Tha? Zakhmi Gusse Se: Nahi, Wo chal Kar Mere Paas Aaya Aur Sharma Kar Bola ”Fuussssss…………;-) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

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Why boys call all grlz ITEM ?

Why boys call all grlz ITEM ?bcoz ITEM means MAAL MAAL mns PAISA PAISA mns LAXMI or girl to ghar ki LaXMI hoti h, to hui na ITEM. Rista wahi soch nyi… Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

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