Funny SMS

Boss asked santa to bring 2corner tickets for a movie to gowith his GirlFriend.Santa Brought 2 corner tickets….A-1———-A-40 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world.

Bhikari: Maa Roti deDadi: Abhi bani nahi hai..baad mein aana.Bhikari:mera mobile no.lo,aur ban jaye to mis call de dena.Bhikari rocks… But wait.. Dadi:are wait mein facebook status update kar dungi tu aa jana..Dadi rocks… Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a…

Corruption se bhi bada sawal aaj sara Desh janna chahata hai.. Delhi mein jis Lady ka Salwar suit Baba Ramdev pehan kar bhage.. Us ladki ne fhir kya pehna.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Father- Beta agar sasural waaleScootar de to Car mangna,Shop de to Ghar,Cooler de to AC mangna.Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

A thief was leaving the house after robbery, suddently the kid wokeup and said – Mera school bag bhi le ja kaminey warna mummy papa ko utha dunga…! 😀 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi.. Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya.Cause.. First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai! Santa : To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le

Americans fart and say ” Excuse me!”..Britishers Fart and say “pardon me!”..Japenese Fart and say “Forgive me!”.. And Indians Fart and say “NOT ME”… 😛 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Om “Student” Om: “Kitni shiddat se mene book uthane ki kosish ki hai.Ki har zarre ne muje sulane ki sajish ki hai.kehte hai agar kisi chapter ko dil se smjhna chaho…to sari kaynat tumhe usme confuse krne me jut jati haiaur agr aisa na ho to samajh lena ke chaptersyllabus k bahar hai mere dost”…:p…

A lady entered angrily in the AC show room. and started fighting with the Manager. Lady- How can you be such a cheat and fraud…Manager – What’s wrong madam?.Lady- Yesterday I bought 2 Ton AC from your showroom and when I weighted it at my home it weighted only only 35 Kgs.. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com…

A lady jumped a signal.Policeman: What you did?Lady:please let me go.I am a school teacher.I am getting late for my class.Policeman: Aahaa, So you are a teacher. I have waited for this moment all my life.Now write: “I WILL NEVER JUMP A SIGNAL”, 1000 TIMES. 🙂 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry…