Hope for the best! Fingers crossed

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning …. put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

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Smart Sentence

Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.? Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

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FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :1. Whenever I Find The Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.2. The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction 😉3. In Order To Get A Loan, You First Need To Prove That You Don’t Need It 😛 4. All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married 😛…

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Clever student- chintu

Adhyapak- samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum nimbu kaise todoge? Chintu- Chidiya ban kar! Adhyapak- Tumhe chidiya tumhare pitaji banaenge? Chintu- Samundar mein ped apke pitaji lagaenge? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

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Dumb Girlfriend

Boy: Call Me Shona Girl: Shona.. B: Call Me Sweetheart G: Sweetheart.. B: Call Me Honey G: Honey.. B: Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe! Girl: Oh ok ok!….: Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s No 1 “free to contact members”iPhone,Android,Blackberry andAny Mobile App for Indian Matrimony& Indian Matchmakingneeds of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

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3 Damaad

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi1st damad ne bacha liya… . . Saas ne use Car di2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi.Agle…

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Tata Sky

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala!   Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Romio ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Asli masale sach sach… MDH… MDH! Plage, avion, piscine

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Magic Lamp

A Woman found Alladin”s magic lamp.She started rubbing it.A Genie appeared and asked for a wish.Woman ” I want my husband to have eyes only for me……I want to be only one in his life……I want him to sleep always by my side………I want that when he gets up in the morning, I am the…

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No GirlFriend, Dont worry

Hugh Hefner – 87 years old, has 27 years old wife; Berlusconi – 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend; Maradona – 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend. Moral : Don’t worry that you don’t have a girlfriend or wife, your’s probably isn’t born yet! hehehe lolz. Download more ‘hehehe’…

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Ex Girlfriend

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