Bania’s son asked to Daddy

Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj.. Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial…

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Passport pic

Baniya uncle ke ek sentence ne photographer ko pagal kar diya…………Yaar mera passport size photo nikalLekin meri chappal bhi aani chahiye…:-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

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Kanjoos Baniya…

Boy: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.   Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

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Baniya on Titanic

Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha ThaAur Hans Bhi Rahva Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda. Download cool apps from coolindianapps Les comprimes prix du cialis 20 en pharmacie sont offerts en plaquettes thermoformees avec 1, 4, 8 cialis pharmacie ou 12 comprimes. Si l

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Hiding From the Cops

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, “Meow.” The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the…

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The Ultimate Sacrifice

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn’t let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice…

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The Bet

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave…

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QnA on Blondes

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?” A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!” Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine (note from Zelo:…

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Blind Man

A drunken blind man walks into a bar and after conversing with the locals finally yells, “Hey, do you want to hear a really funny blonde joke?” The gentleman beside him says to him in a hushed voice, “You might not want to tell that joke since everyone here IS blonde including that 250 pound…

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Dumb Blonde On Island

On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the…

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