#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students…
1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend?? 2nd: Yeh Dude.. 1st: Wow, Where Is She From?? 2nd: From Different Nations.. 1st: Which Nation?? 2nd: Only My “ImagiNation”. 😀 Hhahhaha
boyfriend: dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? girlfriend: how funny? boyfriend: yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Father put a thumb sign on his son’s report card. Son: Papa, you’re an engineer, then why this thumb? Father: Seeing your very poor marks, the teacher should not think that your father is educated.
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams. They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know. So……………… I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know. Why??? “Tit For Tat“
Dad: “Why Didn’t You Go For The Exam?” Son: “Paper Was Tough” Dad: “Without Going, How Did You Know?” Son: “Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago“
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He’s Wearing An Earring. “When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?” Friend: “Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car“
Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hand. 1st Guy: “Which Paper Was It?” 2nd Guy: “I Think, Math” 1st Guy: “Surprisingly, You Read The Question Paper?” 2nd Guy: “No, I Saw The Girl Sitting Besides Me Using Calculator“
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital, I Asked The Director: “How Do You Determine Whether Or Not A Patient Should Be Admitted To The Hospital” The Director Said: “Well, We Fill Up A Bathtub, And Then We Give A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Patient And Ask Him To Empty The…
