Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help!
Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”
After 3 months of work from home
3 months after work from home, the air hostess bid from the passenger in the plane- Air Hostess – Sir, you will get a home-like atmosphere in this flight Passenger – all of that is fine but I will not wipe the broom here at all
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Girlfriend: How funny? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do. Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do? Girl: The homework.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life???? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me ??
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill. ???
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?”
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?” Boyfriend: “You’re both.” Girlfriend: “What do you mean?” Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”
Is Google male or female???
Q: Is Google male or female??? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Wife: How would you describe me???
Wife: How would you describe me???? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about I,J,K? Husband: I’m just kidding! ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!