old Nokia phone
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
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Santa got into a bus on 1st April
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs 10 and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
How to reduce weight?
How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!
Where The Hell Are You
An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: Where The Hell Are You? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:…
Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School. Teacher: What is a Noun? Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai. Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King. Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!
How many gorillas can fit into a car
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days.
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days. And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”. So I bought her nothing!
piano after the operation
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before