#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
School teacher sent home a note..:.. . . ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” . . Mother sent a note back: . . ”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem. : Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy…
Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Girlfriend: How funny? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life???? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me ??
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill. ???
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?” Boyfriend: “You’re both.” Girlfriend: “What do you mean?” Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”
Wife: How would you describe me???? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about I,J,K? Husband: I’m just kidding! ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
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