How many gorillas can fit into a car
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
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Now it is time we should marry
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.??
Which one is closer, Sun or Australia
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: Why? Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.
Rajnikant was travelling in a helicopter
Once Rajnikant was travelling in a helicopter via Switzerland and his wallet fell down. That place is now called Swiss Bank.
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days.
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days. And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”. So I bought her nothing!
wedding ring on the wrong finger?
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
New way of writing answers in exams.
New way of writing answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this: |||||||||| and write below: ‘Scratch here for ANSWERS
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!