Girls are better than boys
Girl: “Girls are better than boys.” Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?” Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”
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what does the fat cow give you
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”
what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”
Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say
A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him. Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo” Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey” Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road. Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
Story Of A Cockroach
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: “Did Someone Beat You Badly?” Second Cockroach: “No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.“
This plane is made by your students
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students…
Paper Was Tough, Really?
Dad: “Why Didn’t You Go For The Exam?” Son: “Paper Was Tough” Dad: “Without Going, How Did You Know?” Son: “Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago“
wife’s birthday
How to never forget your wife’s birthday? Forget it once: then you will get something you will never forget.
meaning of Marriage
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He’s Wearing An Earring. “When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?” Friend: “Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car“