Let’s Go For Movie.
Chintu: Let’s Go For Movie. Mintu: Shit, A Doctor’s Appointment Today. Chintu: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You’re Sick.
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Corona Virus male hai ya Female
Santa ne Banta se poocha Corona Virus male hai ya Female? Banta- Corona Virus Female hai kyoki eski koi dawa nahi aur ye logo ko bahut paresaan kar rahi hai
Pizza Hut Dehradun India
Pizza Hut Dehradun India Vishu – I am at you outlet and I need wifi password. PizzaHut – You need to buy a drink first Vishu – Alright. I am ordering a coke! PizzaHut – Nice Vishu – So what is the wifi password? PizzaHut – “you need to buy a drink first”. No spaces….
Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School. Teacher: What is a Noun? Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai. Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King. Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!
young people have back pain
According to a research 87% of young people have back pain. . The other 13% have no computer.
Man outside phone booth
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I’m talking to my wife
How many gorillas can fit into a car
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
Now it is time we should marry
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.??
Which one is closer, Sun or Australia
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: Why? Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.