Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World… . . . E-Mail To Email & Female To Female….
very funny joke
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An old lady always travels the same route on a bus
An old lady always travels the same route on a bus. Over time, she became friendly with the driver and she’d always bring him a nice little bag of peanuts. The bus driver was enjoying the nuts at first, but after a few days he said to the lady, Come on, Mrs. Bilker, it’s really…
Did your father help your with your homework
A teacher is talking to a Student Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
What is the difference between
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far?. Instead U could have posted it
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Girlfriend: How funny? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do. Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do? Girl: The homework.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life???? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me ??