Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Little Johnny: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I Go To The Bathroom? Little Johnny: But I Asked First!
September 2020
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Kya nishana lagaya hai
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, ‘Kya nishana lagaya hai!’ Waah… Waah…
What is a skeleton
Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.
A Japani came to INDIA
A Japani came to INDIA…! He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes … Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN….. very fast… next a toyota overtakes Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN…..very fast …. Reached Airport & asked How Much? Driver: RS. 8000 …. Japani: Why so expensive?? Driver: METER…
A man in Hell
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay… Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free.. .
We are sending INDIANs to moon next year
Ind PM : We are sending INDIANs to moon next year! Obama : WOW! How many? PM : 100. 35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 Handicpd,5 Sports person, 4 minority and if possible, 1 ASTRONAUT
Marriage is a three ring circus
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Love Marriage vs Arranged
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250 Seeing some money in husband’s bag , she asked husband to return the money* When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100. On request, below is working given by wife. 1). Rs. 2 5 0 2). Rs. …