Baniya Donates Blood

Baniya donates blood to santa. Santa gifts him a car. Baniya donate again. this time santa give 1kg BARFI. Baniya: bas santa:ab meri ragho me baniye ka khoon dood rha hai……:)\     Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find…

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Anath Ashram Manager to Bania

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:- Sethji, aap hamareanath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ? Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

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Bania’s son asked to Daddy

Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj.. Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial…

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Passport pic

Baniya uncle ke ek sentence ne photographer ko pagal kar diya…………Yaar mera passport size photo nikalLekin meri chappal bhi aani chahiye…:-) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

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Kanjoos Baniya…

Boy: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.   Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

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Baniya on Titanic

Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha ThaAur Hans Bhi Rahva Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda. Download cool apps from coolindianapps Les comprimes prix du cialis 20 en pharmacie sont offerts en plaquettes thermoformees avec 1, 4, 8 cialis pharmacie ou 12 comprimes. Si l

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Hiding From the Cops

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, “Meow.” The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the…

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The Ultimate Sacrifice

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn’t let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice…

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The Bet

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave…

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QnA on Blondes

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?” A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!” Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine (note from Zelo:…

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