Lalu Watching Football

Lalu : Itana sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai? Santa : Gol kar ne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge       Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find…

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GIRL to Santa

GIRL to Santa: Oye tum ney apne 2 daant Q blue kiye hai? Santa: Yar mea ne INK lagahi hai. GIRL: Q? Santa: Oye tusi nie pata aaj kal bluetooth kitna mashoor hai. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find…

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Customer to shopkeeper

Customer- ye bakra kitne ka hai ??Shopkeeper- 500 ka.Custmr- Itna sasta!!Shopkeeper- China ka hai sahab.Koi guarantee nahi hai.…Kya pta…..Ghar pahuch ke bhokne lag jaye.!! 😀 😀 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

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Santa in Train

Train mein Santa ka 50 rupees kho gaya….::::tabhi ek musalman bola :- ya allah BISMILLAH::::::santa : abey saale, tujhe 20 mila, toh bakki 30 kisse mila??? Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms…

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GUINNESS WORLD RECORD

A pig Goes to GUINNESS BOOK OFFICE to check , if he is still the MostUgly animal on earth or Not? He came out angrily and shouted – Ye saali Mayawati Kaun hai ???? 😀 Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian…

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If a CAT crosses your way

if a CAT crosses your way , when you are going some where , then what does it mean? it means that the Cat is also going somewhere Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

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Haq se mango

Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. Tonaukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.Kyon?ThinkGive up?because…“Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.” C’est pourquoi, tous les hommes se preoccupent de la taille ou peut on acheter du cialis de leurs penis et toutes achat cialis maroc les femmes y donnent aussi beaucoup…

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Great Quotes….

Great Quotes By Great Fellows : Obama: Osama mile to use fod do!.Gandhiji: Hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!.Einstein: Samay rukta nahi to use mod do!.Manmohan: Gaaon ki unnati ke liye unhe road do!.Arnold: Biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!.Bill gates: Windows ko unlock karne ke liye use code do!.ACP Pradyuman: Dekhte kya ho…

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Ravan Shocked…lolz

One day Ravan went to a disco.   aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya .   kyun???????? ????????? ??   kyun???????? ??????   bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

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Whats the time

Guy 1: whats the time? Guy 2: Its time for you to get a watch!!! Leurs armees respectives ont integre les enjeux non militaires cialis acheter sans ordonnance et participent au processus de prix vente cialis captation des marches [economiques]

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