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school vs College * *School: Pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale !! College: Ek ballpen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa 🙂 *School: Class mein enter hone se pehly: Ma’am may i come in? College: Bina baithe hi mobile kan se laga k class se bahar !! *School: Bag mein har subject ki books !! College: Yaar…

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ?….It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your…

1 student tha diwana sa, 1 subject pe wo marta tha, books uthakar chasma lagakar library se guzarta tha, kuch padhna tha shayad usko jaane kisse darta tha. Jab bhi milta tha mujhe puchha karta tha “ye pass kaise hota hai yaar, ye pass kaise hota hai ???” aur main sirf itna keh pata tha…

Cricketers mindset: “DO Vs DIE” .. Ganguly: Do or die. Sehwag: Do before you die. Dravid: DO until they die. Tendulkar: do that will never die… Laxman: Do when everyone else die.Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)…. Dhoni: Do everything before luck die. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and…

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning …. put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

Master To Student: A B C D Se Shuru Honay Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.? Student: A=Apni B=Beti ka C=Cell Number D=Dijiye Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :1. Whenever I Find The Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.2. The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction 😉3. In Order To Get A Loan, You First Need To Prove That You Don’t Need It 😛 4. All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married 😛…

Adhyapak- samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum nimbu kaise todoge? Chintu- Chidiya ban kar! Adhyapak- Tumhe chidiya tumhare pitaji banaenge? Chintu- Samundar mein ped apke pitaji lagaenge? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

Boy: Call Me Shona Girl: Shona.. B: Call Me Sweetheart G: Sweetheart.. B: Call Me Honey G: Honey.. B: Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe! Girl: Oh ok ok!….: Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s No 1 “free to contact members”iPhone,Android,Blackberry andAny Mobile App for Indian Matrimony& Indian Matchmakingneeds of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…