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Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at…
Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): – "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were…
Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. First friend: Which paper was it?? Second friend: I guess it was maths…not sure 1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper?? 2nd: NO, I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator….!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful…
A Man’s criteria for life partner They expect their women to Look like ‘Miss Universe’ and Work like ‘Shanta Bai’ And A Female’s criteria for life partner…. They expect their man to earn like ‘Ambani’ & behave like ‘Manmohan Singh’. TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel…
Beggar: Give me some food Man: I will give you Vodka Beggar: I don’t drink Man: I will give you Cigarette Beggar: I don’t Smoke Man: I will take you to the horse races Beggar: I don’t Gamble Man: I will get you a Girlfriend Beggar: No, I love my wife only Man: Ok, I…
Wife (angry): I don’t believe this!! You forgot my birthday again? How Can you do this? Husband (puppy eyes): How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older? Wife (clears throat and smiles): Liar!! Husband (sign of relief): No darling, Sachchiiii!. (Thinking and taking breath & said slowly Bach…
Girlfriend’s Problems with Boyfriend after Marriage A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy.. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband…
Alok Nath has replaced Rajnikant and CID jokes and all memes!! 1. When alok nath was born, doctor said “badhai ho, babuji hue hain” 2. Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the 3. Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain 4. Alok Nath has no…
Pleople Have Driving Styles In Different Countries- 1 hand On Steering Wheel, 1 Hand Out Window — USA . 1 Hand On Steering And 1 Hand On Horn — Japan . 1 Hand On Horn, 1 Hand On Gear, Listening Loud Music, 1 Ear On Cell, 1 Foot On Acceleration, Nothing On Break And Both…
