Teacher Intruptes
The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb “To Walk” In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk. You Walk …. The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please. The Student: I Run. You Run …
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Story Of A Cockroach
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: “Did Someone Beat You Badly?” Second Cockroach: “No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.“
This plane is made by your students
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students…
dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend
boyfriend: dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? girlfriend: how funny? boyfriend: yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams.
Pappu’s Atittude In Exams. They Give Me Questions Which I Don’t Know. So……………… I Give Them Answers Which They Don’t Know. Why??? “Tit For Tat“
wife’s birthday
How to never forget your wife’s birthday? Forget it once: then you will get something you will never forget.
meaning of Marriage
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He’s Wearing An Earring. “When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?” Friend: “Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car“
Height of Laziness
Two Guys Coming Out Of The Examination Hall With Chips And Coke In Hand. 1st Guy: “Which Paper Was It?” 2nd Guy: “I Think, Math” 1st Guy: “Surprisingly, You Read The Question Paper?” 2nd Guy: “No, I Saw The Girl Sitting Besides Me Using Calculator“
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital, I Asked The Director: “How Do You Determine Whether Or Not A Patient Should Be Admitted To The Hospital” The Director Said: “Well, We Fill Up A Bathtub, And Then We Give A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Patient And Ask Him To Empty The…