Santa was selling Parashut.
Santa was selling Parashut.. Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe.. Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to.. Santa-O ji le aana change kr dunga..
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Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Little Johnny: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I Go To The Bathroom? Little Johnny: But I Asked First!
Kya nishana lagaya hai
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, ‘Kya nishana lagaya hai!’ Waah… Waah…
What is a skeleton
Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.
A Japani came to INDIA
A Japani came to INDIA…! He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes … Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN….. very fast… next a toyota overtakes Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN…..very fast …. Reached Airport & asked How Much? Driver: RS. 8000 …. Japani: Why so expensive?? Driver: METER…
A man in Hell
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay… Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free.. .
We are sending INDIANs to moon next year
Ind PM : We are sending INDIANs to moon next year! Obama : WOW! How many? PM : 100. 35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 Handicpd,5 Sports person, 4 minority and if possible, 1 ASTRONAUT
Marriage is a three ring circus
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife After a few days he again borrowed Rs.250 Seeing some money in husband’s bag , she asked husband to return the money* When asked how much, wife said that he owes her Rs.4100. On request, below is working given by wife. 1). Rs. 2 5 0 2). Rs. …
Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.