3 ways to catch tiger
newton: allow tiger to catch u & catch it Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch. Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger
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Understanding A Girl
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meaning of Marriage
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Husband Is Like A Split AC
Husband Is Like A Split AC, No Matter How Loud He Is Outside, But Inside The House, He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.
A management student hugs a girl
A management student hugs a girl. girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing. Girl slaps the boy Boy:what is this? Girl: customer feed back!
Husband borrowed Rs.250 from wife
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Pati ko jyaada sataana thik nahi
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What Do You Think About Our Love?
Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love? Santa: Try to Count the Stars In the Sky. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite. Santa: No Baby, It’s A Waste of Time.
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days.
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days. And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”. So I bought her nothing!
Love someone who doesn’t love u
Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesnt love you ? . . . . . Its like waiting for a boat at the airport