#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” The baby mosquito replied, “It went great. Everyone was clapping for me!”
Fact 1: You Are Reading This. Fact 2: You Can’t Say The Letter ‘M‘ Without Touching Your Lips. Fact 3: You Just Tried It. Fact 4: Now, You’re Smiling. Fact 6: You’re Smiling Or Laughing Again. Fact 7: You Didn’t Notice I Missed Fact 5. Fact 8: You Just Checked It. Fact 9: You’re Smiling…
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: “Did Someone Beat You Badly?” Second Cockroach: “No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.“
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students…
Dad: “Why Didn’t You Go For The Exam?” Son: “Paper Was Tough” Dad: “Without Going, How Did You Know?” Son: “Paper Was Leaked Two Days Ago“
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital, I Asked The Director: “How Do You Determine Whether Or Not A Patient Should Be Admitted To The Hospital” The Director Said: “Well, We Fill Up A Bathtub, And Then We Give A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Patient And Ask Him To Empty The…
I Am So Famous …. … . . . When I Go To The Mall. . . . The Door Opens Itself.
Mother: “Did You Enjoy Your First Day At School?” Girl: “First Day? Do You Mean I Have To Go Back Tomorrow?
A management student hugs a girl. girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing. Girl slaps the boy Boy:what is this? Girl: customer feed back!
