Teacher Intruptes
The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb “To Walk” In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk. You Walk …. The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please. The Student: I Run. You Run …
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Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say
A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him. Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo” Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey” Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road. Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
Story Of A Cockroach
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: “Did Someone Beat You Badly?” Second Cockroach: “No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.“
This plane is made by your students
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students…
Two Singles On Chat
1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend?? 2nd: Yeh Dude.. 1st: Wow, Where Is She From?? 2nd: From Different Nations.. 1st: Which Nation?? 2nd: Only My “ImagiNation”. 😀 Hhahhaha
wife’s birthday
How to never forget your wife’s birthday? Forget it once: then you will get something you will never forget.
meaning of Marriage
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He’s Wearing An Earring. “When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?” Friend: “Ever Since My Wife Found It In My Car“
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital, I Asked The Director: “How Do You Determine Whether Or Not A Patient Should Be Admitted To The Hospital” The Director Said: “Well, We Fill Up A Bathtub, And Then We Give A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Patient And Ask Him To Empty The…
Santa Also Have A Brain
Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor” Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss” Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?” Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?” Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?” Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“