Teacher Intruptes
The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb âTo Walkâ In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk. You Walk âŚ. The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please. The Student: I Run. You Run âŚ
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Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say
A Boy Was Driving A Car. A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him. Boy Shouted: âHey Buffaloâ Girl Turned Back & Shouted: âYou Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkeyâ Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road. Moral:Â Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
Story Of A Cockroach
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: âDid Someone Beat You Badly?â Second Cockroach: âNo Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw Me Inside The Kitchen And Shouted So Badly And I Got Heart Attack.â
This plane is made by your students
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came âThis plane is made by your studentsâ Then all the professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, âare you not afraidâ? Then the principal replied âI trust my students…
Two Singles On Chat
1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend?? 2nd: Yeh Dude.. 1st: Wow, Where Is She From?? 2nd: From Different Nations.. 1st: Which Nation?? 2nd: Only My “ImagiNation”. đ Hhahhaha
wife’s birthday
How to never forget your wife’s birthday? Forget it once: then you will get something you will never forget.
meaning of Marriage
Marriage is all about trust and understanding. She doesn’t Trust me & I dont understand her.
When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices Heâs Wearing An Earring. âWhen Did You Start Wearing Earnings?â Friend: âEver Since My Wife Found It In My Carâ
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital
During A Visit To The Mental Hospital, I Asked The Director: âHow Do You Determine Whether Or Not A Patient Should Be Admitted To The Hospitalâ The Director Said: âWell, We Fill Up A Bathtub, And Then We Give A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Patient And Ask Him To Empty The…
Santa Also Have A Brain
Doctor: âI Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumorâ Santa (Jumps In Joy): âYesssâ Doctor: âDid You Understand What I Just Told You?â Santa: âYes Of Course, Do You Think Iâm Dumb?â Doctor: âThen Why Are You So Happy?â Santa: âBecause That Proves That I Have A Brainâ