June 2014

Indian newspaper headlines in 2060: Kasab dies at 70 in jail of high cholestrol due to too much biryani. Golmaal part 27 is released,Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act. Sharad Pawar owns half the world.Facebook is declared a country…. … Raja’s son is arrested for 16G scam.Girl in Delhi travels 50 feet…

Academic Boyfriend to his GF – Kal 1 baat ne mujhe poori raat sone nahi diya ,GF(:Blush:) – What??..BF – Akkar Bakkar bambay bol 80+90 pure 100..170 hone chahiye naa!! 😉 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth? Santa: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the Earth revolves. Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line? Santa: Yes, Sir. Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes? Santa: Imaginary…

What is the most Dangerous alphabet.? . . . . . . W Because all worries startwith W Who? Why? What? When? Which? where? War, Weapon, Wine, And the most dangerous . . . . . . . Woman..:) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship&Matrmonial needs…

In Santa’s wife birthday… Dost-yaar aaj bhabhi ka birthday hai unhe sab ke saamne unke lips par kiss kar de, wo bura nahi maanegiSanta-thik hai aaj mai sabke saamne usko kiss karke hi rahunga or wo apni wife ke paas gaya.But santa ko kiss karna nahi aata tha, toh usne apne dost ko bola pehle…

Santa TRAIN me chadne laga akashwani hui:“Isme mat chadYae patri se utar jayegi” PLANE me chadne laga aawaj aayi“Ye crash ho jayega” BUS me aawaj aayi“Ye khai me gir jayegi” Santa gusse se-“Kaun hai?”Aawaz-“GOD “Santa-“Shadi k waqt GHODI chad raha tha,Tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?:(“… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android,…

Girl’s FB Status –Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. ?Comments:— Awwwww..muah..??Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..;-)You went without me ?? Wow! I also wanna experience itonce..! 🙂 ?…. Boy’s FB Status – Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. 🙂Comments:— Haan toh saale usme hum kya karein…

Teacher- Homework kyu nahi kia ?Student- Sir, fever tha.Teacher- Beta sach batao mein kuch nahi kahunga.Student- Sir TV dekh raha tha aur mood nahi tha. . .Teacher- slaps batameez aise muh pe jawab dega sir ko..?aise kaise TV dekh raha tha. . . . .niyam ke mutabik pehle homework karna chahiye tha. Student:-kyu sach ka…

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer…

Cat : How old are you? Elephant : 5 year Cat : But you are big Elephant : I am a COMPLAN BOY Cat : I am 30 year Elephant : But you look so small. . . . . Cat: PONDS AGE MIRCLE,BADTI UMR MANO THAM SI JAE…… 😛 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO…