Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ne Banta ko message bheja- Bhejne wala mahan, Padhne wala gadha. Banta ne gusse me message ulta krke wapas santa ko bhej dia- Bhejne wala Gadha, Padhne wala mahan Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world

Santa class mei gadha le gaya. Maam :"Ise kyo leke aye ho ??? Santa :"Maam aap hi to kehti hain ke mai bade bade gadho ko insaan bana deti hoon. Lo ab bana kar dikhao……..!!!   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Santa went to USA and had a meeting with OBAMA. OBAMA : I want to show you that how much advance we are! Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground. Santa did it. OBAMA : More….More…More… Santa went upto 100 Feet. OBAMA : So now, try to search…

Santa & Banta went to a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below. Santa: What does that mean? Banta:: Must be his BBM pin…….!!! tongue emoticon tongue emoticon TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Santa raised his bat on 35 runs. Dhoni: “Its not 50 or 100 yet” Santa: “Tu chup kar Baravi fail. Only a GRADUATE can understand the importance of passing marks. !!!   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of…

Santa- Tum ek baar me kitne admi utha sakte hO? Pehelwan (says proudly)- kam se kam 10 admi  Santa- Bas? Tumse acha to mera murga hai. jo subah pure moholle ko utha deta hai Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Santa reading newspaper, News- “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” Santa Comments- Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

Once Santa and Banta were walking on a road and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa– what should we do now? Banta- we’ll take 50:50. Santa- what about the remaining 900? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Bank Executive: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai. Santa: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye, mai kahi aur se le lunga……..!!! App for Desi Singles for dating. Connect singles worldwide Browsing, Sending Interest – All Free @ http://desisinglesapp.com/

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