How many gorillas can fit into a car
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car is already full of gorillas.
The boss asks his employee, Why aren’t you working? The employee explains, Sorry boss, I didn’t see you coming.
Girl: I like you cuz of how neat your beards look. How many times do you shave in a week? Boy: Like 50 to 75 times Girl: OMG, you’re some kinda freak Boy: Oh no, I’m a barber
Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An “I”. Student: I Is The…. Teacher: Stop! Never Put ‘Is’ After An “I”. Always Put ‘Am’ After An “I”. Student: OK. I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.
पत्नी कह रही है फ्री बैठे हो तो कपड़े धो डालो ??? नहीं तो मैं धो दूंगी ……. अब क्या समझूं कहना क्या चाहती है वो ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
कल एक दोस्त उपदेश ठोक रहा था “लोहा लोहे को काटता है ” ” हीरा हीरे को काटता है ” तभी पीछे से आकर उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया ???? उपदेश खत्म ?? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!